Bitcoin Timber @BitcoinTimber

Cube Update: Back on US soil. 🟪 The Whole Entire Universe batch held in Italian customs finally made it home. First stop: @PubKey NY collectors, we're hand-delivering yours. Signed COAs and Anik-signed purpleheart tags to follow. Thank you for your patience.

Cube update: the cubes held in Italian customs since this summer are back on US soil. They cleared customs at JFK and are in transit in Maryland. Once they're in hand we'll check condition and share next steps on signatures and shipping. Thank you for your patience.

Cube update: Return to sender. Best three words we've read all year. The Whole Entire Universe is coming home.

Bitcoin Timber @BitcoinTimber

3 months ago

Cube update: Italy wanted 22% VAT for The Whole Entire Universe editions to visit Anik for signing. We passed. Cubes are OTW home, the signatures will travel to them instead. Every edition safe and accounted for.

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This is what we have been missing. We are looking forward to seeing this conference take off and become the new leader in bitcoin conferences in the space.

Midwest Bitcoin Summit @MWBTCSummit

8 months ago

Other conferences charge $1,000+ just to get in the door. MBS starts at $50. And the room still has VCs, state legislators writing Bitcoin policy, financial advisors allocating clients into BTC, mining operators scaling infrastructure, and founders building the next Bitcoin

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If you've purchased a cube: an email with the full story and next steps is headed to your inbox shortly. We appreciate the patience while we work through this

Cube update: Italy wanted 22% VAT for The Whole Entire Universe editions to visit Anik for signing. We passed. Cubes are OTW home, the signatures will travel to them instead. Every edition safe and accounted for.

276³ − 6×64² = 21,000,000 A cube of purpleheart that encodes the entire bitcoin supply, down to the last corner. Not a coincidence.. The Whole Entire Universe. 21 editions ever. 6 still open.

Kintsugi: the Japanese art of repairing broken things with gold. The break becomes the most beautiful part. Bitcoin is Kintsugi for money. This mantle is Kintsugi for wood. Breaches of Trust 🪵

Message from the great MadMunky2140: You buy a story. This is solid oak. Oak does not die easy. Left alone, it outlives the people who planted it. But this piece was not left alone. I burned the surface with Shou Sugi Ban. Fire first, then brush, then oil. The outside turns to carbon. Black. Hard. Water runs off it. Rot cannot get in. Bugs leave it alone. Underneath, the wood stays alive for centuries. That is the oldest trick I know for cheating time. Bitcoin is a timechain. This wood is a time chain too. Oak can last hundreds of years without help. With this burn, it can go further. A thousand years is not poetry. It is physics, and 2140 is not a dream. It is a number this piece can actually reach, sitting in someone’s room, long after I am gone. On the wood are two men from Fight Club. Tyler Durden and the narrator. You know the story. One is real. One is the same man, dreaming of who he wishes he could be. That duality lives in all of us. The surface self pays bills, obeys, scans QR codes, accepts the fiat system. The other self wants privacy, cash, freedom tech, the underground. Above them, or inside them, is BTC Club. My proof of work is hardcoded into this piece. It was finalized in May 2024, stamped with Bitcoin block 842,335. Not a date on a calendar. A block. Carved into the chain. That is the real birth certificate of this work. The piece carries the 2140.wtf stamp too. What started as underground movement is becoming more. An open-source Nostr client. A tool for speech that cannot be cancelled. A bridge between artists, coders, and builders who believe privacy is not a feature. It is the foundation. This wood has traveled with me across Europe. Bitcoin meetups. Back rooms. Conferences. Strangers have touched it and understood without me explaining. It is not just an object. It is a witness. It remembers the workshop. The long drives. The conversations with people building the same escape plan. Now I am selling it. Not because I want to. Because the next chapter needs money. I want to build a Privacy Citadel in Prague. A physical space. A town, in a way, for cypherpunks. A place where builders, artists, coders, and outsiders can work with their hands and their machines. A fortress for freedom technology. A room where the first thing you check at the door is not your identity, but your proof of work. So when you buy this, you are not buying wood. You are buying a fragment of my last few years. You are buying a stake in the next few. You are buying the proof that one tired man, in a messy workshop, with cracked hands and no master plan, can still build something that outlasts the systems he is running from. The value will rise. Not because I say so. Because oak survives. Because Bitcoin survives. Because truth, once carved, is hard to erase. Own the art. Own the rebellion. Own something built to reach 2140. MadMunky Limited time offer: £8,888 0.1829 BTC 35.81 XMR youtube.com/watch?v=p37UfO…

@anikmalcolm @hodlerHiQ This is the way!

Permissionless wood. Permissioned postal system. One of these is a problem. We're on it.

Anik Malcolm @anikmalcolm

4 months ago

To all awaiting their purpleheart cubes: Predictably, Italian bureaucrats don’t like seeing people having fun. We are working on a workaround. It will hopefully be both sly and roundabout. @BitcoinTimber

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@dvharry2020 @king_sulaman is the bee keeper

Update: That 33 acres was just the start. We've now secured harvest rights to 1,000 acres of crabwood along the Canje, with riverfront development rights coming. Carapa guianensis. Decades between cuts. Low time preference, at scale.

Bitcoin Timber @BitcoinTimber

6 months ago

We secured harvest rights: 33 acres of crabwood along the canje. Carapa guianensis. decades between cuts. low time preference.

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Concept idea: Purpleheart wooden FOSS NAS Data hoarding, elevated, sovereign.

Keychain or full cube? This open edition Whole Entire Universe version looks excellent in purpleheart. Which are you grabbing first? Cube.bitcointimber.com

Shane @Rebelx_o

4 months ago

The Whole Entire Universe Keychain is getting close 🟪 Purpleheart + halving grids = perfection Open edition. Ready for keys!

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Jumped the gun on this post... Customs is NOT cleared, yet. The cubes are in Italy but fighting through bureaucracy to get to @anikmalcolm. Forms. ID. The whole Italian experience. We're getting close.

Shane @Rebelx_o

5 months ago

Customs: cleared. 🇮🇹 18 of 21 editions now on Italian soil, inbound to @anikmalcolm for signing. One step closer to home.

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The Whole Entire Universe by @anikmalcolm, spotted in the wild at Pubkey 🌌

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