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@JoshAustin610 That’s true I also did Dane Cook talking about aliens
I did a Mark Normand impression for this one
Comedy's brightest stars gather to celebrate Tony Hinchcliffe as he accepts the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. (with @Feldfrog @jakebrodes @necrobranson @intellegint) Free episode 👇 patreon.com/e1podcast/post…
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Comedy's brightest stars gather to celebrate Tony Hinchcliffe as he accepts the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. (with @Feldfrog @jakebrodes @necrobranson @intellegint) Free episode 👇 patreon.com/e1podcast/post…
Got that reply perspective from Shaun youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs?is…
Harry Potter kept Kreacher . He freed someone else’s slave, Dobby, and then was like. Well I can’t trust my slave so he’s staying enslaved
JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy
Benny Feldman retweeted
Finally got around to this last night and it's easily my favorite special of the year. Benny Feldman is such a treasure and one of my comedy icons
Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0
Benny Feldman retweeted
.@Feldfrog ‘s new special, Butterfly Pavilion, is awesome. Benny is incredible , constantly outdoing himself with amazing one liners. A legend of both quality and quantity. Very much hope to see good people like Feldman get the spotlight over the countless bigoted bores today.
I did not deliberately release my stand-up special to time with the Gillis SNL monologue. However yes, some of the jokes I do about the meaning of jokes are relevant to what he said. Also it’s mostly not that sort of stuff, it’s mostly one-liners about butterflies and whatnot
Benny Feldman retweeted
It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas
Benny Feldman retweeted
It’s just a joke dude. I don’t actually mean the surface level ideas. Just the secondary implied ones
Benny Feldman retweeted
It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality
Benny Feldman retweeted
Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
Benny Feldman retweeted
It’s just a joke dude. It’s just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy
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