Jake Turx, Senior White House Correspondent @JakeTurx
Senior WH Correspondent for Klal Yisroel 🎙President Trump’s Favorite Jewish Reporter🎙Rosh Kollel at Kollel Ovadia🎙UN special Rappateur for Peacespreading mishpacha.com/contributors/j… Washington, DC Joined September 2009-
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@jacklanger @RabbiGoldberg What's with the super loud background music though?
@BaalShemDov Because violent thugs from the farmers community sent one too many suicide bombers to murder the farmers on the other side of the road and those farmers put up a fence for their protection
@robertemanuelmd I'm the very caricature but in the flesh
What is it with these people? You could go off-road ATVing. You could have a beautiful kumzitz at Kever Rochel. But no. Apparently nothing beats the sheer exhilaration of arriving at an olive grove without the proper paperwork, being politely informed that you can't enter, and posing for selfies pretending like you just survived the Siege of Leningrad.
I’ve been detained by the IDF, along with a group of rabbis & volunteers. We were simply harvesting olives in a grove near Nehalim in the West Bank. The occupation is a crime under international law. Harvesting olives isn’t a crime under any law I know.
@Israeli_Sniper Hating only hurts the hater. That's why I try not hating even the haters, who are clearly hurting enough already.
@souljagoyteller Couldn't we get people to hate us without going through the whole exercise?
@SteveBudak If they stop at just one cable then you're right
Do you get it now?? When this happens, Elon Musk will suddenly find himself controlling the only remaining gateway to the internet on Earth. Presidents, kings, armies, entire economies will all be dependent on one man for access to communication and the digital world. His power will surpass that of every emperor who ever lived, and Musk will have earned the title Final Caesar of Rome. The first emperor to successfully conquer the entire planet, and he did it without invading a single country. Let's pray that @elonmusk ends up a benevolent, fair and kind e Emperor who tremendously improves mankind and it doesn't turn into anything dark...
BREAKING: Iran's IRGC is now threatening to completely cut off the world's internet, with spokesman Hossein Mohebi saying seven major cables run under the Strait of Hormuz that global data depends on, warning: "we are reminding them of this so that the enemy knows," per Fars
@IlanBlock @Hpgabagool I've never seen Nick be more sarcastic
@Porro104 @Mottel @endimem_music What if I'm actually right though
@DevoniqXXX For now
@CapVere I'm probably oversimplifying, but this is where it's headed
@bbCaulk @NoamdePlume_ The point is we're e not gonna know who cut it and where they're planning to cut next
@jmp_nyc Indeed. They're not gonna stop at one internet cable though.
@USAlienRep Hopefully you're right. The fact that they're talking about it and the fact that it's so vulnerable should be concerning enough.
@NoamdePlume_ With submarines, I suppose? I dunno. Those cables are just sitting there for thousands of miles. How hard can it be?
@jmp_nyc Yeah, you're probably right. You know what doesn't require a superhero movie? Knocking out the power grid with an overwhelming combination of drones & cyberwarfare. Anyway, there's a reason Musk is trying to move the entire Internet to space.
Oh, this is too easy. Trump defeats the Iranian regime. (There's even a good chance the Shah's son returns to power.) Even under new leadership tensions linger between Iran and the Gulf States. Having spectacularly underestimated Trump on Iran, world leaders suddenly discover a newfound appreciation for staying on his good side. Nobody dares challenge him, a new Trump World Order emerges, and MAGA begins its transformation from an American political movement into a global ideology. After Trump completes his mission JD Vance becomes the next President of the United States. Once Trump exits the stage, there's nobody left with the stature to keep Elon Musk in check. Musk rapidly consolidates control over the internet and virtually every major technological sector, becoming the most powerful human being in history. MAGA gravitates toward him as he declares his mission to save Western Civilization and restore the glory of the Roman Empire. (At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he crowns himself Romulus II, after the legendary founder of Rome.) Meanwhile, President Vance discovers that occupying the Oval Office doesn't mean very much when another man with his own space force effectively controls modern civilizational infrastructure and gets to decide which countries get internet access. Powerless to challenge Musk, Vance retreats into isolationism and launches an all-out crusade against fraud... In the process, Vance develops an enthusiastic following among Gen Z on both the right and left. Meanwhile, at the UN, the Security Council begins passing increasingly hostile resolutions against Israel. Eventually, Washington decides to abstain and for the first time, Israel finds itself completely abandoned... Would you like me to keep going? Because we haven't even gotten to the part where the Houthis march north, all the way to Mecca. Or the part where remnants of Iran's fallen regime flood Europe with weapons, quietly positioning themselves to transform the very protest movements currently rioting in European streets into an armed uprising capable of bringing the continent to its knees. And, of course, there's the small matter of what happens when someone knocks out the power grid, plunging entire countries into darkness and bringing modern civilization to a screeching halt. I suppose we can save the complete collapse of Western Civilization for the following year's predictions, but believe me, I can go on.
@jmp_nyc Regardless of how he gets there, his goal is to be the only internet provider in the world. And when this happens, he'll be the most powerful human being ever.
@Mottel He's not exactly hiding his intentions either. Look at the stuff he's been saying in interviews. So far, the only person keeping Musk in line is Trump, and Trump won't be around forever.
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