Tim @timheuer
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A "Scaramucci" is still the standard unit of measurement. All other press secretaries are measured against a Scaramucci, even those fired more quickly. There isn't any need to muck up the units with more metric v. imperial faultlines.
Accomplishments for the envoy: 0
Kristi Noem is being shuffled from one fake job to the next because truly cutting her loose would be too risky for Trump
Things that have never happened for $1000 Alex
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you
So basically 1/3rd a Scaramucci. Ouch.
@migueldeicaza It is one of the greatest American scams to have ever existed: Insurance. It used to be okay (wife had a catastrophic incident and hundreds of thousands in bills…never had to fight it) but is terrible now. And doctors know it too and taking advantage of chaos
Who is in charge of WH strategy? Just say she isn’t an attorney and move on. Trying to defend it is noise. You don’t need to be lawyer or attorney to be a gaslighter. Trump also doesn’t know the diff between the terms. Remember he didn’t know dumb had a ‘b’
White House press secretary Katie Zacharia took the California bar exam but didn't pass it. Trump has referred to her as an attorney. on.wsj.com/4B6Rox9
The Arizona election madness and hysteria has started. People just now finding out that USPS is not, in fact, FedEx overnight 🤣
@migueldeicaza We no longer have preventative affordable care. We only have catastrophic expensive coverage. And that’s after out of pocket limits. Many a friend opting to only have catastrophic care mindset and remove covering their kids etc. for same reasons in this post…math doesn’t math
Declare by everything a nat’l emergency and also putting POTUS in every agency has proven to be incredible weak spots in the constitution.
President Trump has formally asserted executive privilege to block production of documents/testimony related to the Kennedy Center in ongoing lawsuit. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
I normally think debates are worthless. But getting lifetime politicians to try to defend their actions are absolute entertainment. I don’t know the climate in Maine but these definitely portray change and specifics.
Collins: My ideal end of this war would be in agreement by Iran that it would stop pursuing the enrichment of uranium for a nuclear weapon Jackson: I think we did have an agreement before Donald Trump tore it up and decided to go to war..
The reporting here is amazing how much grifting tries just to attach to MAGA. ‘Flyer de MAGA’ perfume!?!? open.spotify.com/episode/5xx151…
Complaint is now unsealed courtlistener.com/docket/7495818…
#ICYMI from @FBISanFrancisco: Saudi National Arrested For Installing Surreptitious Audio Recording Device At OpenAI In San Francisco The #FBI, in coordination with the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of California, arrested a former employee of a San Francisco
Has @SenMcConnell taken the test recently?
Trump on Cognitive Test: They give you 5 words: Hat Hair Logo Right Black. I repeated them later. They said, “holy shit.” Almost no one can do it. But I can because I’m a freaking genius.
@Tod3030 @MerissaCaldwell @maricopacounty @KateMcGeeAZ @DebbieLesko Just pointing out that Merissa's statement is exactly what they confirmed. She says 'bug' (fine) and Maricopa says updates. That's how you fix a bug, you update the software with the patch. That's all I'm pointing out this they are both saying the same thing.
@MerissaCaldwell @maricopacounty @KateMcGeeAZ @DebbieLesko Literally their statement says they were updating software. Thats how bugs get fixed. You update it.
@BenThePCGuy This. No wire setup for me as well. I just wish the Samsung OS was focused on performance. It is so slow every startup for me.
There is literally a Wikipedia page to all your name calling and mocking you piece of trash. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_n…
Trump: I don't go around calling people names. I don't go around mocking people.
@ReardenMetal65 @MerissaCaldwell @maricopacounty @KateMcGeeAZ @DebbieLesko Just pointing out that 1) it confirms what Marissa says it doesn’t. And 2) yeah maintenance windows are usually off hours and as a retired software dev I would think you know that. It was my experience for past 30y in software as well.
100% accurate in my Siri AI usage so far.
Fixed the HomeView video with realistic Siri AI response times 👍
Cerified pedophile, Wop, wop, wop, wop
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