matt @ihatemalloc

making markets more based Joined November 2021

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matt @ihatemalloc

2 weeks ago

@DeepDishEnjoyer p4 smiling is cursed

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2 weeks ago

@hopes_revenge @allTheYud Ty hope

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a month ago

@DeepDishEnjoyer thanks Tyler

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2 months ago

@vamaddur my b won’t happen again

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2 months ago

@codeshaunted The screenshot is 1000% AI generated, look closely

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4 months ago

CERN shutdown obviously fucking with microprice rn

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8 months ago

@LikeableLobster lobster fuckin lying

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8 months ago

@openforage first

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8 months ago

gonna do it again

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2 years ago

thrilled to announce that I’ve sold some bullshit and will likely buy some other bullshit soon

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matt @ihatemalloc

8 months ago

@_jhunsaker @zaks_anna @category_xyz LMFAOOOO I LOVE IT DUDE

Travis Whitaker (hs/acc) @TravisMWhitaker

8 months ago

We spent years and billions of dollars inserting a C compiler into a lossy hash table. Here’s how we spent two weeks getting it back out with a Markov process.

Anthropic @AnthropicAI

8 months ago

New Engineering blog: We tasked Opus 4.6 using agent teams to build a C compiler. Then we (mostly) walked away. Two weeks later, it worked on the Linux kernel. Here's what it taught us about the future of autonomous software development. Read more: anthropic.com/engineering/bu…

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matt @ihatemalloc

a year ago

@0xfdf welcome back

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a year ago

@seandsweeney dinner with jay-z

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a year ago

@maharshii guess you’re gonna be friends with everyone!!

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a year ago

i saw the fantastic four with my cousin and he kept saying “here’s the thing” every 3 minutes and it was honestly better than any part of that movie

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a year ago

dam @DeepDishEnjoyer is gone. this app will never been the fucking same

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a year ago

@hopes_revenge @1929stockcrash based

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a year ago

@DeepDishEnjoyer Beautiful

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a year ago

I’ve done this twice in the past 3 days and both already have 10+ hours logged

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looking expensive and replying eventually, and yes i’m worth it

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Used to see options trading as a game, nowi see
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Banking
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Step 2: ???
Step 3: lower p(doom)

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ex @ msft & aerospace

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